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tim says:
Sunday, February 7, 2016 - 2:46 PM CST

Super Bowl 50!

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Not the National Anthem. Marlee Matlin is there.
Andy: "It's that death chick that was on The Apprentice!"

Lady Gaga singing the National Anthem!

1st Commercial Break
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Some movie with John Goodman.
-3 Chinchilas

Intel with cars and spaceships and fingerprinting. And dresses with butterflies.
-4 Chinchillas

Esurance Football passed around and breaking things
1 Chinchilla
Andy: It would have been better if that guy took a football to the grain

McDonalds moments or something
-4 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Coin toss. Carolina calls heads. It is heads. Carolina is going to win the game.

2nd commercial break
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Guy sends people on date with car finder and follows them.
0 Chinchillas

Some NFL promotion thing

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Kickoff to Broncos. Go Peyton Manning. Cut that meat!

Andy: Aww, they stopped the clock 2 seconds early from leet (1337).
David: "Uhh, we're going to adjust the clock forward.."

34-yard field goal by Broncos. Kick is good.

I will win all squares if score does not change.

3rd Commercial Break
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People exercising and breathing. Michelob Ultra??
-5 Chinchillas

Willam Dafoe as Marilyn Monroe. Snickers
1 Chinchilla

People walking and got a good great on something
-5 Chinchillas

Aliens looking at human things, inventions. Mexico avocados
2 Chinchillas
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Kickoff to Carolina

4th commercial break
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Bears chasing people. +1 for bears.
Andy: Does mean the Bears are in the Super Bowl?
1 Chinchilla

People moving on up to the east side in green robes. Apartments.com
-1 Chinchilla

Super Bowl babies
-4 Chinchillas

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5th commercial break
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People running out of an elevator. Arnold. Hotel being attacked
1 Chinchillas

Doritos. Baby wants Doritos and followed it out of the womb
1 Chinchilla

Old vs new money or something. PayPal?
-5 Chinchillas

Halftime show promo
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Andy: Now that I would watch - Mutant League Football Super Bowl


6th commercial break
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Live Action The Jungle Book (it better have Bear Necessities) #junglebooktrailer *#sigh
-4 Chinchillas

Some car commercial comparing to going into space. +1 for Bowie
-4 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Play challenged!

7th commercial break
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Puppy money baby thing. Creepy.
Angie: That's terrifying
-3 Chinchillas

Some taco-like thing with stretchy cheese. Quesalupa
-4 Chinchillas

Woodchuck is friends with a guy. No kissing - not that kind of marmot
-3 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Ruling on field stands - incomplete pass. Take THAT, Carolina.

Fumble and touchdown! Broncos 9-0. Extra point is good 10-0

8th Commercial Break
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squarespace. I wasn't paying attention
-5 Chinchillas

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Kickoff to Carolina

Athena (talking about children): Just let them do their thing as long as they're not poisoned. Poisoned or dying.

Taunting against Broncos! Guy took his helmet off

Carolina punts


9th Commercial Break
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Talking Shock Top tapper
-3 Chinchillas

Wedding flower toss. Convertible Buick
-4 Chinchilas

People doing flips and balancing? Advil
-5 Chinchillas
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Peyton Manning sacked. 8 yard loss?

End of 1st quarter

10th Commercial Break
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Guys fighting and I know. New Bourne?!
1 Chinchilla

Razor talking to people in shower
-3 Chinchillas

Things getting welded and coming out of liquids. Car
-5 Chinchillas

Mortgage on your phone and there's a magic show. Wooden leg makers. This commercial is way too long.
-5 Chinchillas

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Touchdown Carolina. Extra point is good. Score 10-7 Denver.

11th Commercial Break
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Bud Light political party. +1 for Paul Rudd. Biggest caucus in the country.
-1 Chinchilla

Steven Tyler Skittles art
David: I'm not eating Skittles anymore
-3 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Play challenge

12th Commercial Break
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Michael Bay TMNT movie
-5 Chinchillas

Steve Harvey messed up something else
-4 Chinchillas

Ryan Renolds is a lot of guys
Repeat? Automatic -5 Chinchillas but otherwise -3

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Punt to Carolina. Flag for ineligible receiver...? Re-punt.
Punt to Denver. I'm not paying attention well. Good run back.
4th & 1 went for it. Holding on offense. Field goal is good.
Score: 13-7 Broncos

13th Commercial Break
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ENVY. OIC? OIC!
-5 Chinchillas

Laundry detergent-off. Persil
-5 Chinchillas

CBS shameless shelf-promotion
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Jon: Left shark better be in the halftime show

Homemade ice cream! Nom

14th Commercial Break
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Coca-Cola and super heroes
-3 Chinchillas

People building cars or something
-5 Chinchillas

Super Bowl Babies 9 months after a winning city
-5 Chinchillas
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Interception by Carolina. Noooo!
Punt

15th Commercial Break
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Football game independence day movie redo or something?
-5 Chinchillas
(Child crying) Andy: I'm just as upset that they're making a sequel to Independence Day

Little car driving around and police chase. Oh also on game shows and such. Too long!
-5 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Carolina timeout
SACK
2nd half is over

16th Commercial Break (local)
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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White Castle

BMO Harris Blackhawks

Bears back to Super Bowl??
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HALFTIME SHOW
Coldplay started with Yellow. Only a tease and the same with Clocks
Also Bruno Mars and Beyoncé

17th Commercial Break
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Beyoncé commercial tour thing
-5 Chinchillas

Alec Baldwin, Dan Marino
Amazon Echo. "How many championship has Dan Marino won?"
Best one so far
4 Chinchillas

Jeep. B&W photos, piano music
-5 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion? Probably
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Showed field for 30 seconds or so?

18th Commercial Break
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Apple messages chat
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CBS shameless self-promotion (several times)
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Tyler something for loan rates
-5 Chinchillas

Gopro (regular commercial?)
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Dog driving a car but then there's soft guitar music. Dog tested, dog approved.
-3 Chinchillas

Some guy and a horse in the background
-5 Chinchillas

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Kickoff to Carolina
Longest play of the game: 45 yard pass by Carolina

Carolina misses 44 yard field goal

19th Commercial Break
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Dogs wants Doritos, dress up in a trench coat
2 Chinchillas

Everyone says the Mini sucks
-5 Chinchillas

Anthony Hopkins did not sell out to Turbotax
3 Chinchillas

Pokémon! 20th anniversary
0 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Peyton Manning said "Omaha"
Field goal by Broncos
Score 16-7

20th Commercial Break
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Intestines at a football game
-5 Chinchillas

Liam Neeson TV show or what? We can't figure out what this is supposed to be. Turns out it's for a TV
-4 Chinchillas
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Kickoff

21st Commercial Break
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X-Men apocalypse. Regular commercial?
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Death Wish Coffee with vikings or pirates or something and they are drank
-3 Chinchillas

Butterfinger skydiving
-3 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Interception then fumble and recovered by Broncos

22nd Commercial Break
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People exercising and playing sports. Go sports! fitness watch
-5 Chinchillas

Kung Fu Panda commercial. Stunning web sites with some place. Kung Fu Panda 3.
-4 Chinchillas

Hot Dog Dogs in hot dog suits! People in ketchup and mustard suits
1 Chinchilla
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Broncos punt
Illegal blindside block!

23rd Commercial Break
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Sheep singing Queen song "Somebody to Love"
1 Chinchilla

Clydesdales. Not small or a hobby, sipped. Not a fruit cup. Take THAT, craft beer.
-5 Chinchillas
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Stats on how bad Carolina is doing

24th Commercial Break
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More Super Bowl Babies??
-5 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Whatever that was, it was probably bad
-5 Chinchillas

Sword fighting, kissing, sports, xfinity
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Fumble?

25th Commercial Break
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Jeep? Outdoorsy thing
Athena: What is that woman doing, buying a body?
-4 Chinchillas

Transformers Razors!
-2 Chinchillas

Axe
-5 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
-5 Chinchillas
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Carolina field goal
Score 16-10 Broncos

26th Commercial Break
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Jublia? NFL people fight it by sitting in white chairs and robes
-5 Chinchillas

Christopher Walken! Beige sock people get devoured by people with fun socks. +8 for Christopher Walken
3 Chinchillas (2nd best so far)

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Kickoff to Denver

27th Commercial Break
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Drake
Andy: Yes! It's Guy From Playstation Commercials!
Execs telling actor to slip things in
Melisa: Drake is automatic plus a million chinchillas
2 Chinchillas

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Kids talking about gadgets? Was that a commercial?
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Broncos punt
6th pre-snap penalty by Carolina
Panthers punt

7 minutes left

28th Commercial Break
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Helen Mirin in a restaurant booth. Not new!
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Broncos longest streak in Super Bowl history of not converting 3rd down
Add 1 more to that record!
Broncos punt

Fumble?!?!? Broncos bumble around and touchdown?!? Even the referee got in on that action.
Broncos get ball at 6 yard line
Holding, half distance to goal. Automatic 1st down. Touchdown Broncos! Went for 2 and it is good!
Kickoff to Carolina

(discussion about drop kicks after touchdown)

Panthers nearly sacked. Punt to Broncos

29th Commercial Break
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CG movie with pets. Not new
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Don't waste water because kids could drink it somewhere else
+1 for being environmentally aware
-4 Chinchillas

Andy: That guy has too many freckles
Ken: I don't like it

CBS shameless self-promotion
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Broncos run out the clock to 1:00 left. Peyton's last play
Gatorade was orange

Game is not over and the media is all over the place


-tim

tim says:
Sunday, February 1, 2015 - 5:34 PM CST

Super Bowl x licks

Seahawks won the coin toss, therefore Seahawks will win the game.

Missed commercial break 1. Was too busy driving and doing handbrake turns.

Jurassic park

tim says:
Monday, January 21, 2013 - 8:47 PM CST

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