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Not the National Anthem. Marlee Matlin is there.
Andy: "It's that death chick that was on The Apprentice!"
Lady Gaga singing the National Anthem!
1st Commercial Break
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Some movie with John Goodman.
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Intel with cars and spaceships and fingerprinting. And dresses with butterflies.
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Esurance Football passed around and breaking things
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Andy: It would have been better if that guy took a football to the grain
McDonalds moments or something
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Coin toss. Carolina calls heads. It is heads. Carolina is going to win the game.
2nd commercial break
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Guy sends people on date with car finder and follows them.
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Some NFL promotion thing
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Kickoff to Broncos. Go Peyton Manning. Cut that meat!
Andy: Aww, they stopped the clock 2 seconds early from leet (1337).
David: "Uhh, we're going to adjust the clock forward.."
34-yard field goal by Broncos. Kick is good.
I will win all squares if score does not change.
3rd Commercial Break
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People exercising and breathing. Michelob Ultra??
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Willam Dafoe as Marilyn Monroe. Snickers
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People walking and got a good great on something
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Aliens looking at human things, inventions. Mexico avocados
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Kickoff to Carolina
4th commercial break
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Bears chasing people. +1 for bears.
Andy: Does mean the Bears are in the Super Bowl?
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People moving on up to the east side in green robes. Apartments.com
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Super Bowl babies
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5th commercial break
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People running out of an elevator. Arnold. Hotel being attacked
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Doritos. Baby wants Doritos and followed it out of the womb
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Old vs new money or something. PayPal?
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Halftime show promo
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Andy: Now that I would watch - Mutant League Football Super Bowl
6th commercial break
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Live Action The Jungle Book (it better have Bear Necessities) #junglebooktrailer *#sigh
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Some car commercial comparing to going into space. +1 for Bowie
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Play challenged!
7th commercial break
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Puppy money baby thing. Creepy.
Angie: That's terrifying
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Some taco-like thing with stretchy cheese. Quesalupa
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Woodchuck is friends with a guy. No kissing - not that kind of marmot
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Ruling on field stands - incomplete pass. Take THAT, Carolina.
Fumble and touchdown! Broncos 9-0. Extra point is good 10-0
8th Commercial Break
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squarespace. I wasn't paying attention
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Kickoff to Carolina
Athena (talking about children): Just let them do their thing as long as they're not poisoned. Poisoned or dying.
Taunting against Broncos! Guy took his helmet off
Carolina punts
9th Commercial Break
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Talking Shock Top tapper
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Wedding flower toss. Convertible Buick
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People doing flips and balancing? Advil
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Peyton Manning sacked. 8 yard loss?
End of 1st quarter
10th Commercial Break
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Guys fighting and I know. New Bourne?!
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Razor talking to people in shower
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Things getting welded and coming out of liquids. Car
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Mortgage on your phone and there's a magic show. Wooden leg makers. This commercial is way too long.
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Touchdown Carolina. Extra point is good. Score 10-7 Denver.
11th Commercial Break
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Bud Light political party. +1 for Paul Rudd. Biggest caucus in the country.
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Steven Tyler Skittles art
David: I'm not eating Skittles anymore
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Play challenge
12th Commercial Break
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Michael Bay TMNT movie
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Steve Harvey messed up something else
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Ryan Renolds is a lot of guys
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Punt to Carolina. Flag for ineligible receiver...? Re-punt.
Punt to Denver. I'm not paying attention well. Good run back.
4th & 1 went for it. Holding on offense. Field goal is good.
Score: 13-7 Broncos
13th Commercial Break
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ENVY. OIC? OIC!
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Laundry detergent-off. Persil
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CBS shameless shelf-promotion
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Jon: Left shark better be in the halftime show
Homemade ice cream! Nom
14th Commercial Break
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Coca-Cola and super heroes
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People building cars or something
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Super Bowl Babies 9 months after a winning city
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Interception by Carolina. Noooo!
Punt
15th Commercial Break
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Football game independence day movie redo or something?
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(Child crying) Andy: I'm just as upset that they're making a sequel to Independence Day
Little car driving around and police chase. Oh also on game shows and such. Too long!
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Carolina timeout
SACK
2nd half is over
16th Commercial Break (local)
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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White Castle
BMO Harris Blackhawks
Bears back to Super Bowl??
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HALFTIME SHOW
Coldplay started with Yellow. Only a tease and the same with Clocks
Also Bruno Mars and Beyoncé
17th Commercial Break
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Beyoncé commercial tour thing
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Alec Baldwin, Dan Marino
Amazon Echo. "How many championship has Dan Marino won?"
Best one so far
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Jeep. B&W photos, piano music
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CBS shameless self-promotion? Probably
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Showed field for 30 seconds or so?
18th Commercial Break
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Apple messages chat
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CBS shameless self-promotion (several times)
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Tyler something for loan rates
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Gopro (regular commercial?)
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Dog driving a car but then there's soft guitar music. Dog tested, dog approved.
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Some guy and a horse in the background
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Kickoff to Carolina
Longest play of the game: 45 yard pass by Carolina
Carolina misses 44 yard field goal
19th Commercial Break
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Dogs wants Doritos, dress up in a trench coat
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Everyone says the Mini sucks
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Anthony Hopkins did not sell out to Turbotax
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Pokémon! 20th anniversary
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Peyton Manning said "Omaha"
Field goal by Broncos
Score 16-7
20th Commercial Break
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Intestines at a football game
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Liam Neeson TV show or what? We can't figure out what this is supposed to be. Turns out it's for a TV
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Kickoff
21st Commercial Break
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X-Men apocalypse. Regular commercial?
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Death Wish Coffee with vikings or pirates or something and they are drank
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Butterfinger skydiving
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Interception then fumble and recovered by Broncos
22nd Commercial Break
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People exercising and playing sports. Go sports! fitness watch
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Kung Fu Panda commercial. Stunning web sites with some place. Kung Fu Panda 3.
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Hot Dog Dogs in hot dog suits! People in ketchup and mustard suits
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Broncos punt
Illegal blindside block!
23rd Commercial Break
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Sheep singing Queen song "Somebody to Love"
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Clydesdales. Not small or a hobby, sipped. Not a fruit cup. Take THAT, craft beer.
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Stats on how bad Carolina is doing
24th Commercial Break
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More Super Bowl Babies??
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Whatever that was, it was probably bad
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Sword fighting, kissing, sports, xfinity
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Fumble?
25th Commercial Break
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Jeep? Outdoorsy thing
Athena: What is that woman doing, buying a body?
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Transformers Razors!
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Axe
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Carolina field goal
Score 16-10 Broncos
26th Commercial Break
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Jublia? NFL people fight it by sitting in white chairs and robes
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Christopher Walken! Beige sock people get devoured by people with fun socks. +8 for Christopher Walken
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Kickoff to Denver
27th Commercial Break
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Drake
Andy: Yes! It's Guy From Playstation Commercials!
Execs telling actor to slip things in
Melisa: Drake is automatic plus a million chinchillas
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Kids talking about gadgets? Was that a commercial?
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Broncos punt
6th pre-snap penalty by Carolina
Panthers punt
7 minutes left
28th Commercial Break
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Helen Mirin in a restaurant booth. Not new!
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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CBS shameless self-promotion
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Broncos longest streak in Super Bowl history of not converting 3rd down
Add 1 more to that record!
Broncos punt
Fumble?!?!? Broncos bumble around and touchdown?!? Even the referee got in on that action.
Broncos get ball at 6 yard line
Holding, half distance to goal. Automatic 1st down. Touchdown Broncos! Went for 2 and it is good!
Kickoff to Carolina
(discussion about drop kicks after touchdown)
Panthers nearly sacked. Punt to Broncos
29th Commercial Break
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CG movie with pets. Not new
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Don't waste water because kids could drink it somewhere else
+1 for being environmentally aware
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Andy: That guy has too many freckles
Ken: I don't like it
CBS shameless self-promotion
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Broncos run out the clock to 1:00 left. Peyton's last play
Gatorade was orange
Game is not over and the media is all over the place
-tim
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